Online Dating In The City

So we (I) have established that online dating is like a job interview. Picture beside are Tinder profile pictures. Tinder, the app that people use to hook up and the first thing we (women) see is a picture of Joker. Heath Ledger was probably the best Joker, why was he the best? Because he was so damn scary!! Imagine swiping on Tinder before bed.. No lights except from your phone and then you come across this picture. I almost shit my pants, this Joker picture is equivalent to the Exorcist girl! Then there are those who have no profile picture to a doomed Paris picture?? What the hell are these people thinking? But I think the picture below takes the Cake. Soo... what I gather from this picture is that he likes to smoke up and play with his apps. Cute, but Louis, you are defeating the purpose of Tinder. NO ONE IS GOING TO SWIPE RIGHT! Sure he may have created a characture out of himself because he maybe insecure. But isn't the whole point of online dating to put yourself out ...

So, I haven't gone out on date since my break up with Kangta. There is a story to follow, but it will be posted once everything is resolved and figured out. While I was dating Kangta my friend who was visiting from Seattle told me that his mother wanted to hook me up with someone, but at that time I declined because I was seeing Kangta. Once I broke it off with Kangta, I waited about a week and said, "Alldark tell your mom I'm BACK ON THE MARKET!!" Nothing happened for a while. Until one fateful day my friend's mom texts me and says, "Suzy, It's Alldark's mom. Can you please call me?" I thought it was an emergency and that something had happened to Alldark.  So, I frantically call his mom....... She says to me how she has this REALLY nice guy for me to meet. I agreed to meet with him.. Alldark had given me a breakdown of this guy: Korean Works for BCG in Boston Older So, the first thing I did was Facebook him.. I wonder how people sta...

I know I haven't posted anything in a while. But juicy details and more adventures to come! I promise...