Mama Jo Back at Work Thinking We Were Going To Open Up - We Were Wrong On All Ends

 It's been a while since I have written anything. To give you the down and dirty here are some updates. When restrictions lifted a little Mama Jo was at it again looking for my next potential. There too many horny losers out there, so why not just keep the one that I have? Here are some of the losers I met via online during Covid:

  • Telsa Guy - when this guy messaged Mama Jo, his online handle was BMW boy. If it was me, I would not have messaged him back. My friends know I think BMW drivers are the WORST drivers! Yes, Weedman drives a BMW, I full told him and he acknowledges. The reason why this guy's name is Tesla Guy is because ALL HE DID WAS TALK ABOUT HIS FUCKING TESLA! Even when I tried to change the conversation, it ALWAYS came back to his Tesla! So, I just ghosted him. Below is my last conversation with him. I love cars, but I don't love people bragging about their cars.



  • Benevolent Guy -  This guy I think is a nice guy. He saves all his vacation days to volunteer, which is very noble, of him, but I work too much to volunteer my time. I want to travel, I need to travel. So right there, I knew that was going to be an issue. The comment that confused me was that he was looking for a shark, I asked him why such aggressive personality and he said want his partner to be able to stand up for themselves when they get yelled at by a homeless person. Ummm... Thank You Next! As much as I want to volunteer, I don't want to be in a situation where I get yelled at by a homeless person. He has a good heart, but definitely not the lifestyle I want.

  • Proud of you guy -  There was a guy who said he was proud of me for working late. I told him he doesn't need to be proud of me. I needed to get work done, so I had to do what I had to do. SERIOUSLY?? Proud of me? Who the fuck are you in my life to be proud of me? I don't know you!
     
  • Needy Greek - This guys seemed interesting he was born in Greece, studied in France or Germany, then came to Canada. He has a 19 year old kid who is studying in Germany. He seemed nice, but he was sooo needy! The guy would ask me why I didn't want to meet, I said of course I want to meet, but I am not going to meet a stranger during Covid, especially when they go into the office everyday. He asked me this at least 12 times. We decided to do a video call, but that day I lost track of time because of work, he asked me why I didn't call him, but buddy you could have called me!!! Then he asked again, when we were going to meet. I got too tired of answering, so I just deleted him. 
Mama Jo is off online since we are still in lockdown and there are too many dangerous variants out there. Once things start to open up Mama Jo is going to try IG dating. 



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