It's Going Down, I'm Yelling TINDER!!!

So I joined Tinder.. NOT knowing it was a hook up app......

I was first introduced to Tinder by my friend over Thanksgiving Dinner. She told me about her friend who had gone on some dates through it. She told me it was a great app because they show you guys who are in your area... She failed to tell me it's mainly for hooking up. I couldn't download that app because at the time I had a work cell phone.

Fast Forward January

Another friend (same friend as the second blind date set up from, Do Friends Really Know Best?) told me to download it because it's better than online dating.. It's a lot quicker, less bs, and easier. So with my new phone I downloaded the app. At first it was fun.. It's like a game, hot or not. And if a guy you say is hot and they like you as well you win! and the app asks if you want to play again?

Let me share some of the characters I have encountered:

The First Message I have received from Tinder:
Guy: Hey, I think you're cute.. I'm not looking for anything serious.
Me: Ok.. Thanks..
Guy: What if I told you I want you to come over and bend down, I will Fuck you from behind and then you leave?
Me: WHAT THE FUCK?!

That was my introduction to Tinder.

I'm not bashing Tinder in anyway, some people have had a lot of luck with it..

Another Message:
Guy: Hey, I think you're cute
Me: Thanks! So it says you own your own business. What sort of business is it?
Guy: I don't want to talk about it!
Me: Then why is it on your profile?
Guy: Listen! This is how it's going to work. I'm going to ask you a question, then you ask me a question and if I like you I will give you my number.
Me: What the hell? ummm no...
no message for couple of days
Guy: Ok I like you! Here is my number
Me: Ok.. (So I text him)
Guy: I really like going to the gym and I need the girl I am with to be fit as well
Me: Well, I'm not fit
Guy: How tall are you?
Me: 5'5
Guy: You should weigh 1**
Me: I weigh 1**
No more messages!

Those are some of my most memorable messages.. I'm sure I have others, but the creepos have been deleted.

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